Slim Shady Essay, Research Paper
The Real Slim Shady
(Talking)
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please stand up?
We’re going to have a problem here…
Eminem:
Ya?ll act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worse than before
They first were divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)
It?s the return of the
(Ah wait, no way, your kidding, he didn?t just say what I think he did, did he?)
And Dr Dre said…
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre?s dead, he’s locked in my basement (haha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim shady I’m sick of him
Look at him walking around grabing his you know what,
Flipping at you know who (yea but he’s so cute though!)
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what’s going on in your parent’s bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,
But can’t, but it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I’m lucky you might just give it a little kiss
And that?s the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is
Of course there gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel don?t they?
We aint nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantelopes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
Women wet your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it gooooesss
Chorus:
I’m Slim Shady
Yes I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady…
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady
Yes I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady…
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
Eminem:
Will Smith don?t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so *censored* him and *censored* you too
You think I give a damm about a grammy?
Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me
(But Slim what if you win, wouldn?t it be weird?)
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
Christina Aguilera better switch these chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear ‘em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
(Yea he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hehe)
I should download a audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem vd (scream)
I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there’s a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me
Who just don?t give a *censored* like me
Who dress like me
Walk, talk, and act like me
It just might be the next best thing
But not quite me
(Chorus)
Eminem:
I’m like a headtrip to listen to
Cause I’m only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya?ll
And I don?t got to be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it and
Whether you like to admit it
I just *censored* it better than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can
Kids eat up these albums, like valiums
Its funny ’cause at the rate I’m going when I’m 30
I’ll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I’m jacking off with jergins and I’m jerkin’
But this whole bag of viagra isn’t workin’
In every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin’
He could be workin’ at Burger King spittin’ on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot circling
Screaming “I don?t give a *censored*”
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
And be proud to be out of your mind and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
(chorus)
(laugh)
I guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it
Let’s all stand up.
slim shady